Things I did at work today.
1) Made some white out art.
2) Stared at the rainbows on a cd-r.
3) Was playing with a pen and twisted the bottom and top halves together so tight that now I can't get them free.
4) Went looking for a new pen.
5) Spun in my chair until I was dizzy.
6) Thought about recording my voicemail message in my best Hulk Hogan voice.
7) Counted the number of days until the next holiday.
8) Thought a long time about how cool it would be to be "The One."
9) Searched for "crap" on eBay and found 194 items.
10) Saw one of the weird guys and wondered just what it is like inside his head.
Made up quote of the day.
"I think we should close all army boot camps. That only works for disobedient children." -Maury Povich
2) Stared at the rainbows on a cd-r.
3) Was playing with a pen and twisted the bottom and top halves together so tight that now I can't get them free.
4) Went looking for a new pen.
5) Spun in my chair until I was dizzy.
6) Thought about recording my voicemail message in my best Hulk Hogan voice.
7) Counted the number of days until the next holiday.
8) Thought a long time about how cool it would be to be "The One."
9) Searched for "crap" on eBay and found 194 items.
10) Saw one of the weird guys and wondered just what it is like inside his head.
Made up quote of the day.
"I think we should close all army boot camps. That only works for disobedient children." -Maury Povich
6 Comments:
Wow... I bet, if you look this busy every day, you'll get a bonus. If not just steal some office supplies, it's always fun for a cheap thrill.
By Alecia, at 8/05/2005 10:50 AM
Man, this stuff is hilarious....and so familiar! I was really cracking up reading the latest post.
Thanks for making my boring day a little less boring! LMAO
By Laura, at 8/05/2005 12:32 PM
Next time you need to look busy:
Try writing on a banana with ballpoint pen--the sensation is quite exquisite.
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wow...if you weren't married I'd blog to you all the time.
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