Things I did at work today.

1) Went on a LONG walk.
2) Took a survey on the intranet, then the big bosses walked by and it looked like I was surfing.
3) Got accused of hogging the copier when I wasn't even using it.
4) Co-workers daughter visited today, so I had to listen to those two talk non-stop for 3 hours.
5) Started a tally of the number of times people look at me as they walk by. So far I've been looked at 11 times today.
6) Thought about sending a piece of mail to myself through the internal mail service just to see how long it would take.
7) Increased my highlighter ability tenfold.

Made up quote of the day:
"I am a monkey GOD!" - Rob Schneider