Things I did at work today.

1) Co-worker was late again - taped a paper to her computer monitor that said "Tardy."
2) Started my own conspiracy theory. In an effort to get more work out of people, clocks move 33% slower during the hours of 8 and 5.
3) ALMOST kicked a printer.
4) In an effort to be more prepared, I sought out each and every bathroom in the building.
5) Learned never to trust the IT department. Ever.
6) Took a 5 minute vacation.
7) Prepared my Chinese firedrill contest winner acceptance speach.