Lies I told today...
- Mmmm... There is no way to make cake better than by adding carrots to it!
- No, coworker, I don't mind if you come in 3 hours late. I'll even be glad to do all your work for you too.
- My Porsche needs a new head gasket and a new set of rubbers. 2400 bucks... I guess it'll be Country Fried Steak instead of Filet Mignon for a couple weeks, huh. (Insert pompous, snickering laugh here.)
- Where I live, we don't have garbage men, they are sanitation engineers. Cashiers are called incoming finance analysts, truck drivers are called goods delivery specialists and golf cart drink girls are called beer sluts.
- Possibly the best movie of all time is Fargo for its perfectly accurate portrail of Minnesota.
- Blog? What's that? Never heard of it. (Said to Coworker when she asked if I have a blog.)
- No, coworker, I don't mind if you come in 3 hours late. I'll even be glad to do all your work for you too.
- My Porsche needs a new head gasket and a new set of rubbers. 2400 bucks... I guess it'll be Country Fried Steak instead of Filet Mignon for a couple weeks, huh. (Insert pompous, snickering laugh here.)
- Where I live, we don't have garbage men, they are sanitation engineers. Cashiers are called incoming finance analysts, truck drivers are called goods delivery specialists and golf cart drink girls are called beer sluts.
- Possibly the best movie of all time is Fargo for its perfectly accurate portrail of Minnesota.
- Blog? What's that? Never heard of it. (Said to Coworker when she asked if I have a blog.)
posted by lookingbusy at
12:01 AM
4 Comments:
I had my car waxed last night. OH...HEE HEE *giggle giggle*
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DaMasta, at 10/07/2005 2:13 PM
Why does the girl have to be a slut? Couldn't she be a Nice, Cold Beverage Delivery Expert?
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