Lies I told today...
- I am a PHD. (Not completely a lie..... Pretty Hot Dude)
- The first thing I do every morning is swim across the lake and back, and usually I can catch a fish or two in my hands for breakfast.
- I know several Canadians that have an IQ over 100 and can speak coherent English.
- You're not rich until you have 19 bank accounts.
- My coworkers are all pleasant, fun and smell nice.
- My car CAN out run 41 cop cars.
- My deer hunting tree stand is 65 feet in the air.
- I eat lima beans with every meal because they are so good for you.
- The first thing I do every morning is swim across the lake and back, and usually I can catch a fish or two in my hands for breakfast.
- I know several Canadians that have an IQ over 100 and can speak coherent English.
- You're not rich until you have 19 bank accounts.
- My coworkers are all pleasant, fun and smell nice.
- My car CAN out run 41 cop cars.
- My deer hunting tree stand is 65 feet in the air.
- I eat lima beans with every meal because they are so good for you.
posted by lookingbusy at
11:14 AM
9 Comments:
I love me some venison.
By
Spinning Girl, at 10/04/2005 5:53 PM
This is a great posting. I laughed out loud. Cheers to you for brightening my day!
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Crazy Me, at 10/04/2005 6:25 PM
I'm still not first! Perhaps next time! Found you on "The Casual Friday"- Enjoyed your posts and I'll definitely be back!!
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blair, at 10/04/2005 7:05 PM
What's with the shot at Canadians? I'm assuming your American. Have you seen your President? And we're the ones with the low IQ?
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rawbean, at 10/04/2005 10:13 PM
ur funny...i hope i tell lies as good as urs some day!
alannajoy
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alannajoy, at 10/04/2005 10:29 PM
I liked the Canadian joke. So, there.
Fish, for breakfast? Ew.
I'm a PHD, too. [pretty horny dame]
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DaMasta, at 10/05/2005 8:49 AM
HAHA...good lies.
it is customer service appreciation week at work.. they are making us eat candy and dress up like "country bumpkins"
my team is winning :)
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