Things I did at work today.

1) Stared at a Word document for 90 minutes. Occationally type things like "stoopid losers work here" and "you must avenge my death, rat sucker."
2) Crawled under my desk to hide from the world.
3) Found an old banana peel under there.
4) Searched for jobs... nothing looks fun.
5) Tricked a co-worker with short arms into thinking there was a kick me sign on his back.
6) Decided that the phrase "Your village is missing it's idiot" is way overrated and overused.
7) Tried not to let my disappointment in everything show.