Things that can get you in trouble at work.

Don't make the same mistakes I did.

1) Calling your boss Punky Brewster. (As in 'Can I go home yet, Punky Brewster?')
2) Playing Limp Bizkit without headphones, even at a reasonable volume between 10 and 12 when you are collating.
3) Suggesting to everyone that the department manager sleeps in a casket and turns into a bat at night.
4) Starting a bon fire in your cubical.
5) Letting a mouse loose just to see how many women get up on top of their desks.
6) Laughing hysterically when you see a man get up on top of his desk because he saw the mouse.
7) Printing 200 copies of this picture on the color printer.
8) Looking out the window with a binoculars for 2-3 hours at a time.
9) Wear your close backwards a la Kris Kross.
10) Whistle your favorite Kanye West song non stop.