Things you can do with an extra 5 dollar bill.

Got an extra five? Got a stoopid friend? Here are some things you can make your buddy do by telling him you will pay him 5 bucks.

* Make him suck on a cow's udder.

* Give him a stick of butter and make him shove the whole thing in his mouth.

* Make him put on lipstick and earings and mascara on one eye only. Then he has to go into the local Walgreen's, buy some mascara and tell the clerk he ran out.

* Take your dog to his house. Tell him that the dog just pooped and if he doesn't wipe it's butt, it is going to rub it all over the carpet, because that's what he does. Offer him 5 bucks if he wipes your dogs butt.

* Tell him to throw a snowball at a police car.

* Go to Burger King. Have him say to the chick behind the register "Hey babe, you're hot. How 'bouts you hookin' me up with a free Big Mac? ... Next time I see you at the Seven Eleven, I'll give you a free slurpee, c'mon. :)"

* Roll up a 8X10 sheet of paper and make him walk around with it in his mouth all day likes he's smoking a 10 inch cigarette. He should ask for a light whenever possible.

* Make him sing Dancing Queen on the karaoke.

* Have him follow that up with Beat It or Walk Like a Man.

* Have him go to a nursing home and pretend to be a panty salesman. He could ask the old women how much they currently spend on panties and that he could provide them with substantial savings.