Fun things to "autocorrect"

Sneak on to your coworkers computers and change their MS Word autocorrect settings so when they type in a common word, it changes to something else.

Examples:
- "what" change to "huh"
Huh? You are going to do huh?

- "ask" change to "slap"
Why do you always slap me? Can't you slap somebody else?

- "tots" change to "little round potato thingys"
Hey Napoleon, are you going to eat your little round potato thingys?

- "master" change to "bitch"
What kind of lock is that? It's a bitch.

- "golf" change to "smoke"
Tomorrow I am going to smoke with my buddies. Hopefully the greens aren't as fast as the last time we smoked.

- "lazy" change to "looking busy"
I can't beleive it. [lookingbusy] is so looking busy.