Fun things to "autocorrect"
Sneak on to your coworkers computers and change their MS Word autocorrect settings so when they type in a common word, it changes to something else.
Examples:
- "what" change to "huh"
Huh? You are going to do huh?
- "ask" change to "slap"
Why do you always slap me? Can't you slap somebody else?
- "tots" change to "little round potato thingys"
Hey Napoleon, are you going to eat your little round potato thingys?
- "master" change to "bitch"
What kind of lock is that? It's a bitch.
- "golf" change to "smoke"
Tomorrow I am going to smoke with my buddies. Hopefully the greens aren't as fast as the last time we smoked.
- "lazy" change to "looking busy"
I can't beleive it. [lookingbusy] is so looking busy.
Examples:
- "what" change to "huh"
Huh? You are going to do huh?
- "ask" change to "slap"
Why do you always slap me? Can't you slap somebody else?
- "tots" change to "little round potato thingys"
Hey Napoleon, are you going to eat your little round potato thingys?
- "master" change to "bitch"
What kind of lock is that? It's a bitch.
- "golf" change to "smoke"
Tomorrow I am going to smoke with my buddies. Hopefully the greens aren't as fast as the last time we smoked.
- "lazy" change to "looking busy"
I can't beleive it. [lookingbusy] is so looking busy.
7 Comments:
Funny shit. I like the "smoke" one. Too frickin' funny. LOL!!
By DaMasta, at 11/09/2005 11:45 AM
Hee hee. I so want to do this. Do ;you think I could get fired?
By Crazy Me, at 11/09/2005 6:38 PM
That depends on where you work. If you work at a place where it is almost impossible to be fired (like I do) then you should be fine. Have fun!
By lookingbusy, at 11/10/2005 8:09 AM
Love it!
By Anonymous, at 11/10/2005 9:32 AM
I am annoyed by my cube neighbor who says "for" in place of "so."
ie. "Give me your number for I can call you back." or "Hey Stacy, can you print that invoice for I can review it and get back with him?"
I usually just yell "SO!" really loud.
By Stacy, at 12/29/2005 12:40 PM
Excellent, love it! » »
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