The greatest invention ever for a sales person is...

The Sales support Staff! If you are a sales rep and you don't have a support staff, I think I can make it pretty convincing why you should get one.

* The sales support staff will do all your paperwork! That's right, you don't have to fill out stupid forms anymore.
* The sales support staff will take the blame when you screw up! Because the support staff are the ones who send out the forms to the customers, they are the ones who receive the phone calls when something isn't right.
* The sales support staff even take the blame from other people in the company. You just tell them what to do and they do it. That way, if you ask them to email another department (say for a change in a customer's billing) and you requested it wrong, the other department will call your support staff and bitch because they are the ones who sent the request.
* The sales support staff will be forced to do your tedious tasks! Got a task you dread? Just give it to the sales support and tell them you are too busy to do it and need their help.
* The sales support staff will answer your phone calls! This is very handy, since a customer may call with a weird or unusal problem. You don't have to sound like an idiot; like you don't know what you are doing. Leave that up to the sales support staff!

Come on! Make yourself feel superior! Get that sales support staff you deserve!