Things I did at work today.
1) Asked everybody if they could hear me now.
2) Played office football with a rubber chicken.
3) Played a game of everybody else is coughing so I'll cough too.
4) Waited for the VP to finish using the microwave. Somehow time slowed down to about 1/20th speed because the 1 minute it took felt like 20.
5) Tried self-hypnosis unsuccessfully.
6) Stared at people as they walk down the hall and as they were just about past me muttered "hi."
7) Searched for IDIOT on eBay and found 1162 items.
2) Played office football with a rubber chicken.
3) Played a game of everybody else is coughing so I'll cough too.
4) Waited for the VP to finish using the microwave. Somehow time slowed down to about 1/20th speed because the 1 minute it took felt like 20.
5) Tried self-hypnosis unsuccessfully.
6) Stared at people as they walk down the hall and as they were just about past me muttered "hi."
7) Searched for IDIOT on eBay and found 1162 items.
7 Comments:
Microwaves.....I could go on forever about the microwaves at work. I always use the one in the front office. Only catch, someone invariably puts their food in, turns it on, and walks away. So, last week, I showed up at the microwave, took someones food out, used the microwave to heat my veggies, and then put theirs back in. I'll bet they got the surprise of a lifetime when they returned to find their lasagna still cooking away.
By Sherri Sanders, at 8/19/2005 4:31 PM
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By Crazy Me, at 8/19/2005 6:28 PM
i'm intrigued....what kinds of things were for sale under the title "Idiot"?
By Princess Pessimism, at 8/20/2005 12:35 PM
Your blog is a treat to read!
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Stupid spammers deleted.
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