Things I did at work today...

1) Waited patiently.
2) Co-worker was late again - I ate the rest of her candy.
3) Tried to convince a "psychic" that if he really had psychic powers he wouldn't be working here.
4) Amazed my co-workers with a cool magic trick.
5) Decided that one of the coolest words in the english language is hijincks because it has three dotted letters in a row.
6) Starting a new contest - Shortest real-word HOTMAIL account you can register without a number.
7) Got a lunch from the cafeteria and somebody told me it didn't look very good. 20 minutes later saw the same person with the exact same lunch I had.