Things I did at work today...

1) Bit one of my fingernails and it was all sharp and jagged so I ran it along the carpeted outside walls of everyone's cubicle as I walked by which acted kinda like a file.
2) Banana peel update: Nobody has stepped on the banana peel yet and even though it is starting to get a little raunchy, nobody has bothered to pick it up and put it in the trash either.
3) Co-worker was late again - stuck the raunchy banana peel under her desk.
4) Hung out at the "watercooler" just to see what it was like.
5) Nine people asked me this exact question. "D'ya got any plans for the weekend?"
6) Gave nine different answers.
7) Set a goal to use 25 acronyms today.