Things I did at work today...

1) Banana Update: Co-worker kept saying "I smell something really bad. What is that?"
2) I sniffed around her desk to humor her and said that I didn't smell anything, even though it stank bad.
3) Someone brought in Krusty Krap donuts and I ate one so now I feel sick.
4) Dropped paperclips wherever I went and told people that I was leaving a trail to find my way back.
5) I got work given to me to do during a lunch break.
6) Cranked Pantera really loud and I didn't care who heard it!
7) Found a cool website for all my nerd readers.